Kids T-Shirts

Description: You are the study. This clean, lab-notebook inspired design is made for the self-experimenters—the ones who test, track, and adjust instead of guessing. Minimal, bold, and printed for high contrast on black, it’s the perfect tee for anyone who lives by personal data over opinions.

Description: A badge of honor for the bold. This design features classic sardines front and center beneath the statement text — a tribute to discipline, metabolic grit, and tin-powered determination. Clean, high-contrast print that stands out on black and lets everyone know: you didn’t just talk about it… you did it. Trust the tin. Stay lean.

Description: For the sardine lovers and omega-3 believers. This bold, vintage-style design features a classic tin of sardines beneath the statement text — a perfect mix of humor and metabolic flex. Printed in crisp white for high contrast on black, it’s made for anyone who proudly lives the sardine life. Small fish. Big energy.

Description: Currently unavailable for salad talk. Carnivore state of mind engaged.

Description: Bacon thoughts, ribeye dreams. That’s a carnivore state of mind.

Description: Not for the faint of heart—this ‘Ribeye Till I Die’ shirt is all grit, featuring a bold skull and crossed tomahawks. For the true carnivore who knows ribeye is king and plans to go out the same way they lived: meat first.

Description: Bold and unapologetic, this ‘Ribeye Till I Die’ tee features a striking skull design with two crossed tomahawk steaks. Perfect for hardcore carnivores who live—and eat—by the ribeye.

Description: Fuel your day the carnivore way! Our ‘Powered by Ribeye’ T-shirt is perfect for steak lovers who know their true source of energy comes from a juicy cut of ribeye. Comfortable, bold, and made to spark conversation at the grill or the gym.

Description: When it's a lifestyle, it's every day!

Description: Beef, Butter, Bacon, & Eggs...what's better than that!

Description: Show your commitment to your carnivorous lifestyle with this design!

Description: Perfect for anyone whose friends and family need a refresher